Bella and Kyles are two entrepreneurial college whores whom I stumbled upon late one afternoon washing cars for charity. Dressed in wet wife beaters and shorts, they offered to clean my car for $5. As is it in most cases, there's always a cute one (Bella) and a fat one (Kyles). So I took a bullet for the team in order to get the better of Bella. Proving once again that chivalry is not dead, I coaxed them back to my hotel room so they could clean up and dry off. (Sure I did!) Then they proceeded to wax my knob as a token of appreciation.